on Just A Typical Night Out With The Wifey at 11:43 11/15/2009

She's not your fucking wife and you did not discover her. Hell. she probably finds you annoying as hell.

on R-Patz Sitting In A Tree... at 14:07 08/07/2009

Funny how the two women you have most, Vanessa and Kristen, happen to be the women who make out with the guys you want to sleep with most.

on Katy Perry Is On Top!!! at 19:38 07/27/2009

You make it a way bigger deal than it is. She has only ever had one billboard chart #1 hit which was I kissed a Girl. These are the "mainstream top 40" which no one cares about. You also made the same shitstorm over nothing when Lady Gaga did the same, only 2 of hers actually WERE #1.

on This Is Supposed To Be Fashionable??? at 15:25 07/26/2009

Perez, please shut the fuck up. If this were Lady Gaga she would be spangled by the words "FEROSH" or "HAWT".

on Completely Gratuitous at 16:24 06/30/2009

Um, photoshop much?

But of course, you'd NEVER call her out for that.