on A Very Important Message From.... at 16:16 10/08/2008

I want to squat over her face and take a pee.

on R.I.P. at 23:03 09/27/2008

I once sucked off Paul Newman at a party Aaron had for him at the mansion. He had a little dick and wasn't able to cum until I should him my tits.

on Whatcha Got In There? at 16:39 09/26/2008

I hate her so much I hope her cooter falls out and she drops dead!

on Kanye is Free! at 16:33 09/26/2008

I once had the pleasure of giving Kanye the mouth sex in theback of my Bentley.
His spooge was tangy and his dick was crooked and thick.

on Even David Blaine's Friends Booed Him! at 23:34 09/25/2008

David Blaine sexed up my daughter Tori.