on David Archuleta Thanks His Fans at 21:57 06/18/2009

Careful Sarah Palin will call you out for making the exact same type of joke Letterman did about her underaged daughter. LOLOLOL I know like you'd care, you'd LOVE the attention.

on 2010 Walk Of Fame Honorees Are... at 21:14 06/18/2009

Oh come on like Ringo was some sort of god. This is for a lifetime of achievements adn Cryer's a teen star who made good. Give him credit.

on Holy Baby! Gisele Definitely Looks Sperminated!!!! at 16:54 06/18/2009

Oh course she is pregnant she'd never let herself get that fat, lol.

on Milk Screenwriter's Sex Tape Partner Is A Porn Star! Douche Disappears, Denies Leaking Tape at 15:36 06/17/2009

I thought his dick looked far too appealing to be of the normal man variety. Porn star peen is so much bigger than mere mortal peen.

on Jordan vs. Peter: Takin' It To The Tube at 16:07 06/15/2009

They were rather entertaining when they were on E! but we wont be able to see any of the new shows damn it. She really thinks she's the shit and he was such a house husband. It'll be interesting for those that can see how they can one up each other.