on Headline Of The Week Weak at 22:48 01/16/2009

Well of COURSE Paris Hilton would carry around a purse with her name all over it........

on Oh, It's Real All Right! at 19:59 01/09/2009

I want to shoot this bitch, and her stupid "husband"

on Jordan vs. Dita: It's Boobs vs Beauty! at 19:21 12/17/2008

DITA VON TEESE: Woman you take home to mother, woman that looks good on your arm, woman worth talking to, woman you eventually love
KATIE PRICE: Whore you fuck only when you're drunk, then you brag to your friends you're banging the big-titted dumbass and you'll never call her unless you're sloshed and horny
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on Completely Gratuitous at 14:29 12/17/2008

Rich as shit and still using a Motorola Razor phone

on Nicole Richie Album In the Works at 14:48 12/13/2008

Ew, Kelly Osbourne? Yea she sure had talent.....