on Fill In The Blank at 12:20 08/21/2009

How to look like a "Made Man" in 10 days or less...

#1 - Buy clothes with only designer labels.
#2 - Show your "edge" with a rhinestone stud in your ear.
#3 - Get fake tan for that "Summer at Sea" look.
#4 - Stock up on Dapper Dan hair grease; ladies look that slicked back look.
#5 - Pack on the pounds to prove how great life really is.

on Michael Jackson's Hometown Wants To Bury Him There, Have Him Lie in State at 15:23 07/01/2009

Ah... the sweet lure that is tourist revenue.

on Posh And Becks Do Milan at 09:58 01/22/2009

has she ever denied being anorexic?

on Russell Brand Effs Up. Again. at 09:46 10/30/2008

just having a queen doesn't give you class. grown ass men acting like fools. btw, "coupling" is a shiteous shot at "friends" and our "office" is better.

on Posh Spice to run in NY Marathon?! at 09:32 10/30/2008

i don't know if it's my "medication" or hers, but something sounds a bit off... what if it's really windy?