on Brooke Hogan Slams Her Mom Hard! at 22:16 07/17/2009

whenever i see that album art i think it's some sort of trashy joke. kind of like when i hear brooke hogan's singing style. it's like bad 90's girlpop plus bad modern music technology. this is one of the worst songs i have ever heard.

on Miley, All Grown Up! at 20:43 07/06/2009

they're using her hair to cover her babyfat face. damn it, Elle.. i used to respect them. could they really not find anyone else to be a relevant cover model?? there was no one over 18 who could've done this cover?

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 20:38 07/06/2009

omg this movie looks SUPERDUMB and not at all something i would pay money to see. "girls! blank stares! pretend that you're all dead together!" lol i'm sure it wasn't very difficult for most of them to turn off what was going on in their brains. no thanks.

on Ed Westwick Is Smokin' at 00:51 06/04/2009

sexaaaayyy and with that british accent. MMM.

on This Looks Soooo BAD! at 21:56 06/01/2009

EW i'm vaguely intrigued, but the kids are FUG! 90% of the reason i watch GG is cuz the cast is sexyyy. these fools look hideous.