on A New Statement from Perez Hilton at 23:25 06/23/2009

Perez, you are AWESOME. Best of luck to you in your legal fight. You are absolutely right. You did use a mean word, and that wasn't right. However, a mean word is nothing compared to physical violence. (This is a comparison that abusive men try to make when they resort to violence-that the woman said something "mean" and deserved to get bruised and bloodied. No comparison.) Please send a message to all by successfully winning a judgment against that jerk for assaulting you! A Big Judgment! And please don't let this change you--you have a good heart, and you're a lot of fun, and you learn from mistakes. I wish more people were like that.

on Introducing....The Parismobile at 01:07 12/24/2008

She's going to be embarrassed when people start coming up to her to ask her for Mary Kay makeup. A pink car means she's one of Mary Kay's top salesmen! Try to get a shot of her expression when she finds that out!!!!!! Honestly, her people should have checked out who else drives pink cars! Hilarious!

on Introducing... at 23:01 11/17/2008

OK, Perez, you have to do a "Separated at Birth" deal on this photo. He looks like Tim Burton's wife's clone! (Helena Bonham Carter)

on Fox Bites Woman; Woman Runs With Fox As Accessory at 19:57 11/06/2008

In Phoenix, it was reported that when this woman got to the hospital, the animal control guy who tried to get the fox out of her trunk also got bit. So he's getting shots for rabies, too.

on Chef Victoria! at 13:37 09/06/2008

The color prob isn't the photograph--it's her. Look at her kids--they look normal. If she wants to look remotely like a human in photos, she needs to dye her kids the same awful orange color. Then she can fool us into thinking the photograph is the problem. :)