on Jason Schwartzman Is Making Music at 12:31 12/16/2008

id tap that ass.

on He Used to Be Hot at 11:43 12/12/2008

i wouldnt kick him out for crackers in the bed... and last time i checked I was a pretty darn cute 22yr old. that says something. oh and i love cheeseburgers.

on Quote Of The Day at 01:12 09/03/2008

i adore karl... but did he wet his pants?

on Clearing The Air... With A Fart at 17:38 08/20/2008

she has to be one of the most boring people ever...

especially musically
fuck her

and lily allen is better
I bet she tastes of cardboard