on John Kerry's Daughter In The Clear! at 18:02 11/23/2009

WHY THE LONG FACE?

on Quote Of The Day at 14:20 11/20/2009

D-O-U-C-H-E-B-A-G!!!!

on Hi, Grandma Hayden! at 11:09 11/16/2009

She smells shit? Why were you at the event too, Perez?

on Will R-Patz Ever Host SNL?! at 18:33 11/10/2009

This guy is a CRAPPIER VERSION OF LUKE PERRY.

on New Book Reveals Tom Cruise' Xenu Secrets! at 13:06 11/06/2009

...as opposed to Perez talking to some dudes asshole.