on Fill In the Blank at 14:52 01/28/2009

BECAUSE KANYE STOLE HER OTHER SLEEVE.

on Donatella Versace Topless??? at 00:56 01/25/2009

Dear God...lol...WTF is that? I've seen better tits on a bull.

on "Honorable"? at 14:25 10/07/2008

Oh, and you CAN collect life insurance money if the policy holder commits suicide. With most policies, it's two years after the policy is initiated.

on "Honorable"? at 14:20 10/07/2008

Why didn't he just become a cab driver?