on Send Your Drugs Through FedEx, Michael Douglas' Son Did at 00:47 08/08/2009

FedEx is not a government or law enforcement agency. They have neither an obligation nor the right to screen private packages shipped through their private company. Don't blame them for being lax. Their only job is to get parcels from Point A to Point B as fast as possible.

on Who Else Thought Katie Holmes Sucked??? at 13:05 07/24/2009

She had Whitney Houston "I-can't-dance-a-step" syndrome! Walk walk walk, bend! Walk walk walk, kick! Walk walk walk, turn! It's obvious she was hoping everybody just concentrated on how long her legs were. And the lip synch job was really lame.

on Travis Barker Is Bad Ass! at 20:01 07/22/2009

Try Tommy Lee, who originated this whole thing:

on Wanna See Aubrey's Tittays??? at 17:03 02/13/2009

Holy crapamoly!!! Airbrushed much? Yikes!

on What A Difference A Year Makes at 18:33 12/31/2008

Dearest Perez,

Congratulations on all your fabulous firsts along with your amazing weight loss, and may I just say you look mahhhhhvelous!

I adore you and what you do. I would SO love to work with/for you and wish you nothing but increased abundance, accomplishment, success, health, happiness, and love!

You've earned it all and you deserve it! Let's hear it for talent and expression!

XOXOXO,

~Kelly in Dallas