on Teenager Cries Tears Of Blood!!!!! at 15:45 09/02/2009

there are other well-known cases of this same thing. he is obviously healthy. he'd make a pretty bitchin' villain.

on Behind The Twilight Recasting: What Really Went Down! The Subsequent Fallout! at 18:59 07/29/2009

someone obviously owed ron howard a favor.

on Rupert Everett: It's "Fortuitous" That Michael Jackson Died! He Was A "Freak"! at 18:42 07/23/2009

it's not very delicate but it's hard to disagree. in particular it really bothers me that obama is regarded as 100% black though he is 50% white. i'm multiracial also and am frustrated by having to choose one race whenever i give blood or fill out paperwork.

on Dear Rachel Griffiths, That's No Way To Hold A Baby! at 18:30 07/23/2009

haha - i suppose you're an expert on how to care for an infant. that baby (and it's head) are perfectly secure. in fact, i'm having trouble thinking of a safer hold...since this is how nfl players hold onto a ball while getting the sh!t kocked out of them.

on Warning: Lisa Rinna's Wonky Stomach at 02:12 07/21/2009

it's called PREGNANCY. we sacrafice our bodies and all we get are insults...great.