on New Moon Takes Paris! at 11:41 11/10/2009

My GF is so excited about this movie coming out right now. You don't even know. Its like, wow, she already bought tickets for us to go. Way months in advance. I just hope its not a bunch of teenage boys running around with their shirts off. Wait a minute...

on 44 People Arrested In New Jersey, Including Officials And Rabbis at 14:07 07/23/2009

Greed$ is a powerful thing. Making powerful people do silly stunts!

on Steelers' QB To Speak Out About Assault Case at 14:00 07/23/2009

Whoa! I thought the man just played football

on One Way To Curb Childhood Obesity at 09:51 11/22/2008

This better work. Or you might as well ban food altogether...

on Sarah's Trying to Hijack Hillary Ladies from Barack! at 09:50 09/13/2008

Palin (pronoounced like Stalin - get it right media!!) ducked and jived every question "Charlie" asked. Why cant we just get a straight answer. Quite the consummate politica dont you think?

ANyways, don't vote for the green party. What are they around for anyway? To syphon votes???