on Hey, Seattle! at 02:45 09/12/2009

i'm from seattle and i read you every day perez...
you need to go to tubs gourmet subs when you're here and get any sandwich cuz it's all good
and you need to go to ezell's in lake city
damn good fried chicken..
even OPRAH said so...look at their website!
ANNNNND...you also need to come smoke a blunt with us cool kids

on Headline Of The Week Weak at 19:08 02/10/2009

dude...
that's definitely a crack pipe

on Quiz Time! What Is Dustin Hoffman Looking At? at 00:05 02/05/2009

if you're from the west coast you obviously know he's thizzin...

on No Old Peen On TV at 10:54 01/09/2009

this needs to be under gay gay gay

that man's been gay for a minute

on PETA Goes After Kid's Network at 16:38 12/25/2008

PETA is fucking stupid
they don't even like domestic dogs
that's STUPID

make an acronym out of that, bitches