on The Michael Jackson Memorabilia Tour Chugs Along at 01:45 08/23/2009

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, a complete ego-manic. That painting of himself as a king and all those famous people with his shades and glove on....are you fucking serious! How can people look at this and not think he was bat-shit crazy?

on Hey Look! There's Trace Cyrus & Demi Lovato! Oh, Wait... at 22:34 08/18/2009

oh my god, I thought that was Ron Wood from the Rolling Stones.

on Toddler Chic at 22:16 07/19/2009

thank god they dress her like a normal kid and not in $300 designer dresses (aka Suri Cruise).

on Michael Jackson Rumors: The Best Of The Worst! at 00:49 07/06/2009

back in the 80's, wasn't Michael planning to be cryogenically frozen when he died - maybe he's still doing that? 100 years from now, when they un-freeze him, he will still be the weirdest person on the planet.

on Both ABBA And Led Zeppelin To Replace Jackson?? at 13:13 07/05/2009

Led Zep could EASILY sell out 50 shows. ABBA and Zep are not in financial desperation like MJ was - so they don't need to do this.