on Britain's Got Talent Meltdown! 10 Year Old Singer Breaks Down On Live TV at 17:15 05/29/2009

Whiny kid. Buck up Sally, there are no do-overs in life. Sometimes you fail and that's just how it goes.

on Fill In the Blank at 23:58 03/06/2009 as a reply on the comment by Mrsz.Brown

You went to public school, huh? I really hope you can at least match the pictures on the register to the ones on the menu at whatever fast food hell has lowered its expectations enough to hire you.

on Fill In the Blank at 15:03 03/06/2009

Smack my bitch up

Please check reference before engaging in butthurt.

on Obama Inauguration Coverage Scores Big TV Numbers at 17:30 01/21/2009

That's because Reagan won an ACTUAL mandate in an ACTUAL landslide

on Man In Leno Suit Commits Suicide at 15:57 10/23/2008

This is a horribly written headline, gramatically speaking. Holy ambiguous Batman! Seriously, buy yourself a copy of "Eats, Shoots and Leaves."