on Mariah Carey Gets Some Praise (Finally)! at 20:08 09/07/2009

Back fat!

on Granny Gosselin Takes A Great Fall at 10:48 09/07/2009

She was fucking drunk. Again.

on Fill In The Blank at 20:30 08/13/2009

is Pat Butchers long lost son.

or

A fat Elvis wannabe.

on Work That Pole! at 11:23 08/10/2009

The girls looking up to her are thinking: So must get a pole for my bedroom, it's like so totally cool....
Great role model, Miley.
Sorry you lost Perez but the Carrie Prejean, Will.i.am and Michael Jackson episodes must have killed your votes...

on One Step Closer To Kanye's Sneakers at 21:45 08/04/2009

I think Perez is throwing a MASSIVE FUCKING HINT to Louis Vuitton.... Cheap leech....