on Look Out For Crazy Jay!!! at 16:14 06/22/2009

Jeez, Perez barely gets touched, broadcasts it all over the press (seriously, if you're in that much distress, you tweet about it, instead of calling the cops?) and then decides to act like an asshole today. Leno has some badass vintage cars, and unless you're an idiot, you'll quickly notice that there is no windshield here, so his hair in blowing in the wind. Stop being such a bitch, Perez.

on More Progress!!!!! at 16:36 05/05/2009

The lone nay vote came from drug addict and former Mayor, Marion "the bitch set me up" Barry.

on Crazy New Couple Alert! at 16:06 02/11/2009

Haha, and in The Wrestler, Rourke talks about how much he loves 80's music and why did that Cobain prick have to come and fuck everything up!