on Chris Pine Is In Lurve! Sorry Ceiling Eyes! at 14:12 11/13/2009

That was me in State College, PA. I look just like Chris Pine and the dumb bitch believed I was him. I've been getting a lot lately since he started filming in this area.

on Joe Jackson Seeking Allowance From Michael's Estate at 23:04 11/07/2009

Hock that ugly piece of shit necklace, you old reprobate. And stop wearing stupid outfits like that. You're 80 years old. Have some dignity and go sit on a rocker somewhere. What a pathetic waste of 80 years of existence.

on GaGa's Got Kanye's Back: "He's A Good Guy!" at 23:59 09/30/2009

GG thought she'd come away with the big news of the night for her blood an guts suicide fakery. Instead, the nextday all anyone cared about was kanye. She must have been pissed.

on Just Stay Positive Says Serena at 21:58 09/13/2009

she's full of shit.

on Self-Righteous? Nah! Just Bein' Omarosa at 17:49 08/29/2009

Doctorate, dear. Not doctrine.