on Adam Sandler Falls Down at 18:11 09/07/2009

Clearly you're hard up for stories b/c who gives a flying crap about Adam Sandler surfing?! You're such an asshole about everything, there is no story here, why are you bagging on someone who is enjoying a healthy physical activity???

on Feminem Has A Tiny Peen! His Ex Confirms It! at 13:22 09/01/2009

HAHAHA

on Mushy Suicidal, According To Friends!! at 00:26 07/19/2009

JUSES CHRIST PEREZ! You can't even be fucking nice or at least empathetic to her even when she's suicidal and hospitalized!??! You're such a fucking asshole, you should feel ashamed that you have a MAJOR part in bashing her. You should feel responsible for your part!

on Yuck! Signs of Skin Damage and Needle Punctures On Michael Jackson's Leg at 11:45 07/15/2009

OMG GROSS!!!!! If these aren't fake, and are actually the real deal, that's REALLY sad and disturbing. They shouldn't be leaking or releasing pictures of his dead body like this, I mean just because he's a celebrity doesn't mean the public needs to see shit like this. Give the dead man some privacy.

on Black Eyed Peas Accused Of Plagiarism!!!! Lawyers Involved! at 00:18 07/08/2009

I totally hear the similarity... what a shitty month for the Black Eyed Peas, especially Will.I.AM.