on This Is About To Go Viral! at 18:52 08/30/2009

I wonder if it's Cheryl that gave him the erction, or was it holly, or Danii...

on Wake Up, Peaches! at 19:28 07/21/2009

I love Fearne to bits!

on Russell Brand Wants Nothing To Do With Lindsanity! at 20:25 07/12/2009

Who the fuck is this Lohan? And why do people talk about her so often?
Move on to more interestging girls!

on R.I.P. at 17:01 06/01/2009

To all the skeptics:

The ship launch in 31 May 1911 refers to the launching of the hull, not the maiden voyage, which was in 10 April 1912.

That is how Millvina Dean was indeed a baby during the maiden voyage and died at the age of 97.

"It's been 84 years... and I can still smell the fresh paint.
The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in.
Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams. And it was. It really was..."

on Vice President's Daughter Caught Snorting Cocaine On Tape???? at 15:26 03/30/2009

I don't really care about her snorting cocaine.
But wake me up when the sex tape comes out.