on Gyllenhaal Gets A Gig On TV at 15:17 09/21/2009

She is so much smarter than you.

on Everybody's Talking About It! at 15:40 08/13/2009

You dress live the love child of Katy Perry and a cupcake decorated by a one-armed chimp. That's not a compliment. Why someone's funding your idiotic venture into fashion commentary is beyond me.

on Katy In Oz at 14:47 08/10/2009

Homestar Runner is still around, dumbass.

on Celebrities Are Just Like Us - Only Richer, Skinner, And Famous! at 18:37 07/30/2009

She looks totally normal; she's toned and muscular and she appears to give two shits about her appearance. Good for her.

on Mushy pAArtying The Pain Away at 17:10 07/11/2009

Two words on fatness: Beth Ditto.