on Miley Cyrus' Boyfriend In Gay Porn European Tween Magazine at 16:15 03/05/2009

electric youth! like debbie gibson? and the best perfume ever! god I miss that stuff

on Nothing Says "I Love You" Quite Like... at 16:01 03/05/2009

he's a tool. why is everyone dating him??

on Further Proof Of Her Insanity: Octo-Mom Loses Her Shit In 911 Phone Call! at 16:42 03/04/2009

wow psychotic. that poor 911 operator should have gotten a bonus for dealing with that nonsense. now i wanna kill myself.

on The Never Ending Stream Of Remakes! at 17:18 02/26/2009 as a reply on the comment by Snuggies keep me snug and happy

Bastian, please! save us!

on Desperation Does Not Look Good at 17:08 02/26/2009

i love melanie but she always talked funny like she's whispering or she's five or on drugs. and how anyone can bare a conversation with sharon stone is beyond me. id liked to have eavesdropped on that monstrosity.