on Fill in the Blank at 19:59 11/05/2008

. . . I must apply for a job as a White House intern.

on Hear Her Speak! at 15:04 08/29/2008 as a reply on the comment by awesomeperson

Why take any chances? Fuck off to Canada right now. And kindly stay there.

on Expect To See A Lot More Of Him at 10:51 08/19/2008

Forget about his looks; how come they arranged the medals around his bod so that it looks like he's wearing a little red halter with a gold medallion fringe? Looks like something from the Paris Hilton Fall collection.