on She's A Maneater! at 01:39 09/25/2008

... Didn't she just break up with Mac guy?

on Over For Good? Do You Care??? at 07:43 09/19/2008

She looks exactly like Rachel Zoe in that photo. It's terrifying.

on More Currie Crap at 20:56 09/15/2008

I read somewhere that the authorities were going around the houses in Galveston with Sharpie permanent textas, telling residents to write their SSNs and full names on their arms. If that didn't creep them the f*** out, nothing was going to.