on Russell Crowe, Still Being A Diva at 14:30 06/13/2009

He should have a helicopter ride with a fresh latte and wake-up fellatio for the bulk of the ride.

Well. Now I have a career goal.

on Eminem Schools Kimmel at 20:36 06/05/2009

Thank you - I laughed so hard I started crying -

on When Paris Met Gaga at 19:13 01/28/2009

The new BFFs!

on Eyewitness Reports Jodie Sweetin Drug Relapse at 16:27 01/22/2009

It only takes 2 lines to absolve yourself of parental responsibility? I've needlessly been responsible for how long??

on Family Of Killed Wal-Mart Employee Sues Company and Mall at 23:04 12/03/2008

This Wal-mart was advised prior to this day by the local PD to erect barricades and exercise crowd control after their previous year's crowd; they failed to do so - they're liable. This is celebrity gossip because our American culture, which glorifies celebrities and purchasing power is sacrificing human life - to go shopping? at a shit store like Wal-Mart? Check out 'The Story of Stuff.' I hope this poor man's family is awarded some justice.