on Tater Tot And Small Fry Being Adorable at 19:38 11/20/2009

They look like mini douchebags.

on She's Smart! at 19:37 11/20/2009

I could say no to her.

on Constantine Dating NYC Socialite! at 19:31 11/20/2009

Tinsley is a stupid name.

on Selena Is Not A Twilight Fan Either! at 07:00 11/20/2009

Twilight is a cheesy shitheap that panders to zitty pre-teens and fat homosexuals.

on Completely Gratuitous at 09:24 11/19/2009

There's a herpe on his lip.