on Can Condoms Save The Earth??? at 01:12 11/19/2009

Nothing will stop people from making babies. It will go on until it kills us or destroys the planet or both.

on Katie Couric Responds To Sarah Palin! at 01:52 11/17/2009

After you see how great a president she makes your hate will turn into love and respect. We need her to fix this country.

on New Shakira! at 01:38 11/17/2009

She sounds like a car horn. When she is on the radio I instinctively keep looking in the rear view mirror.

on Billboard Changes Sales Calculations at 02:04 11/15/2009

From all the billions of people on this planet who do not like Taylor Swift's music:
Big Fucking Deal.

on Angelina Adopting AGAIN?! at 01:41 11/14/2009

Seems only fair that she should adopt at least one child from every country. This way she will have the workers so she will just need a factory.