on Jackson Family Profits Off Michael's Death!!!! at 00:13 07/11/2009

i think he used my grandma's red maybelline pencil to fill in his eyebrows... anyway, the only man i trust with a pencil-thin moustache is john watters. he was going to make money off michael's death one way or another.

on Big Brother Gets Big Ratings at 00:10 07/11/2009

ok...big brother uk is soooooo better than the us version... i couldn't even tell you one person who has been on this show, but most of the world knows about jade goody and shilpa shetty... not to mention the generic connie chung host...blah.

on Milo Ventimiglia - July 8, 1977 at 19:44 07/08/2009

i love the second picture where he looks like he's from a BlackBox music video from back in the day...

on Lindsay Lohan - July 2, 1986 at 19:42 07/08/2009

she looks like she needs a warm wash-cloth...

on Tom Cruise - July 3, 1962 at 19:41 07/08/2009

did he get his birthday wish this year? beamed up to the mother-ship for his yearly probing?