on Letterman Took Mistress On A Family Vaycay! at 08:27 10/11/2009

Ego, vanity, drugs, enabled by wealth.

on Guy Ritchie Calls Madonna "Retarded"! at 13:36 10/07/2009

Around the time of the divorce Madonna hurled an epithet at Ritchie--she called him "emotionally retarded", and it raised hackles in England. Now he has reciprocated with a similar compliment, but probably not with any real anger.

on When The Elderly Fight Back: Part II at 09:50 09/26/2009

Seniors remember when this country was sane and law-abiding, and they have been getting more and more angry about the decline of society all these years. Best not to give them a reason to show you how they feel.

on The Big O Taken Down A Notch! at 13:11 09/15/2009

Having great wealth and success can definitely make people believe they are invincible, but they're not. Since the country is almost evenly divided as to political opinion, for a celebrity to make a stand on one side or the other automatically alienates 50% of the viewing (and paying) audience. Oprah banked on Barack Obama, but with the federal debt now entering the stratosphere and beyond, the bank is nearly broken.

on TWO Nude Magazines Make Levi Johnston An Offer, He's Considering!!! at 08:48 09/04/2009

Wrong choice forever.