on Kanye And Amber Are In Miami Trick! at 17:31 08/19/2009

i think she's darling - her tits look real to me! unfortunate birthmark? must be one, because nobody would pick that as a tat! i don't know what she'll look like w/ hair, but i like her not caring what all the haters think! even though kanye is a little silly, i still love him! i like guys who love their moms!

on Headline Of The Week Weak at 21:50 07/13/2009

daddy, i've been a naughty girl...

on Oscar Winner Dustin Lance Black eXXXposed! at 22:29 06/12/2009

those mormons!

on Fashion Hit Or Miss? at 15:34 05/24/2009

ugh - she's the brown eye pee queen! a burqua is called for - such bad style, and always so greasy looking, you like the shades cuz they cover her ugly mug. she & cris angell should hook up and disappear!

on Keith Olbermann Is Effing Amazing! at 12:39 05/13/2009

omg - she's so denise richards in drop dead gorgeous - eeeeeeeeeek!!!!! i bet melania is looking in the mirror every morning saying "mirror, mirror on the wall?..." since Miss California came along, cuz obviously the trump tower is standing at attention. too bad hef's too old to snag a new housemate, so donald gets to pimp the dumb blondes - she can't even make a sentence!!!!