on More R-Patz To Quench Your Thirst at 15:03 11/12/2009

i saw these pictures weeks ago (really i did)...and without the white stains on them, you dirty boy...

on Chuck Bass Kissed A Boy - And He Liked It! at 13:34 10/20/2009

good, but some good ol' peen-on-peen action would totally do it for me...

on Alba Gets A Makeover at 14:40 09/28/2009

she looks gorgeous perez... dayum... copper does great things for her... you're turning into a negative nancy... got some sand in your vagina, p?

on Absolutely Gorgeous! at 15:25 09/27/2009

she has like a young karen walker flawlessness... great body also...

on The First Breakout Star Of This Season's X Factor: He's An American! at 14:28 09/21/2009

c'mon perez... listen to the music: that guy is very m'uh... quite boring actually... but okay, he's gorge...