on Hopefully She'll Get Better! at 18:24 10/04/2009

Ouch, that not only hurt me, but I feel sure it hurt her. And all the nearby dogs and cats. She should just turn to lip synching like Mariah has.

on Drowning In Tulle! at 15:42 09/12/2009

Bitch is too old to be dressing like a 5 year old on Halloween. I have to admith though, I like her hair better like that. Now, if only she still had the voice she had back in the 90's.

on Beyonce Has A Magical Effect Over The Gays! at 00:16 07/19/2009

I was actually more intrigued by the magical amount of horse hair she can carry on her head without falling over.

on Mariah Carey To Perform At Jackson Memorial at 11:48 07/06/2009

It's unfortunate she can no longer sing the way she was able to back in the day when she first sang that song for Unplugged. I foresee the possibility of some serious lip-synching as she has done so much in recent years.

on Whitney Leaks! at 17:55 07/02/2009

Yawn....snoresville. Her voice sounds pretty good, better than Mariah does now. The song is just so dull. Maybe if she shows pics of herself doing crack in the bathroom with her teeth out in the video, it'll get more interesting.