on K-Stew Is A Prostitute! at 19:57 08/21/2009

why do you hate her so much? I hope the black eye peas kick your ass again.

on Perez Goes Shirtless!!!! at 19:57 07/04/2009

You didn't lose any weight....

And this isn't meant to be a cliche, but the truth. I nearly lost my lunch when I saw you shirtless, no joke it was that disgusting.

on Jessica Biel Sucks At Singing at 14:00 05/25/2009

Wow, she's a good singer never expected that. Probably got lessons from that N SYNC guy lol

on Octo-Mom Pissed At Octo-Grandma at 21:53 05/15/2009

I know "Perez Hilton" isn't the ahem.. epitome of journalistic integrity, buuut -

e⋅pit⋅o⋅me
–noun
1. a person or thing that is typical of or possesses to a high degree the features of a whole class: He is the epitome of goodness.
2. a condensed account, esp. of a literary work; abstract.

on Attention Gays at 13:12 05/14/2009

No surprise Mario tries to divide people. It may come as a surprise to Mario that this film is based on a brilliant masterpiece by Fellini so maybe people of any sexual preference may be interested in such a film with such a great cast.

But that would require some thought...something Mario obviously has no time for.