on Jeff Goldblum Is NOT Dead! at 01:10 06/26/2009

Dale Denton: [talking about his girlfriend] I go visit her in high school and all the guys she goes to school with are, like, strong and handsome and really, like, funny and do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that. And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb fuckin' stinky-ass turd when I'm there.
Saul: What?
Dale Denton: It sucks for my ego.
Saul: Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man!

on Lavender Lips! Hit or Miss??? at 00:44 02/06/2009

i think i would like to walk up to her....






punch her in her purple mouth....



then walk away and never speak a word of the incident to anyone.....







because really it would be boring.

i would be boring talking to anyone about lady caca.


and we all know that giving publicity to boring people who dress like trannys is wrong BECAUSE EVEN THO THEY MAKE MUSIC AND DRESS LIKE A TRANNY THEY ARE STILL BORING NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SUCK UP THEIR ARSES!!!!

on GaGa Reveals Her Fashion Inspirations at 22:36 01/15/2009

i HATE Lady CaCa

on New Kids On The Block Taking It To The High Seas at 20:20 01/13/2009

wow SHAAAAAMELESS advertising tropicana juice

SHAAAAAMMEEEELLLESSSSS...................

its consumerific!!

on Your First Look! at 09:45 01/06/2009

"SOOOO THERE'S THIS PRINCESS AND SHE'S IN A PROTECTION PROGRAM..."

really?! well fuck me sideways!!