on Custody Battle Caused Usher's Ex's Rage! at 13:52 10/15/2009

Difference btwn today's R&B artists and the old school singers: Usher's ex keys his car--he calls 911. Al Green's ex throws hot grits on his bare ass and kills herself--he just puts on a little cocoa butter.

on New Mariah Album! at 19:15 05/20/2009

She actually stole the title from my book: "The Imperfect Enjoyment: A Bachelor's Memoir." But I stole it from John Wilmot a 17th Century poet so I guess it's okay. However, she should have least given me a shout-out! Slick ass Mariah...

on Dustin Diamond Is Late On His Bills at 11:18 04/01/2009

Sure he gets SBB residuals or something? Maybe he and Urkel can work on a pilot together.
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on Robert Pattinson - Semi NAKED! at 13:45 03/31/2009

All men have done that at some point! Especially if u dont get a chance to see much real cooch.
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on David Banda Meets His Biological Father at 13:40 03/31/2009

She should have stayed with Dennis Rodman if she wanted a black baby! But I'm glad she's looking out for children in the motherland:)

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