on R-Patz Bumming Around, Playing Surprise Gigs at 11:06 01/22/2009

God, I'd love to watch him live.

on Robert Pattinson Boos Heath Impression at 11:38 12/30/2008

Wayyyy too soon. The guy deserved it. Have some respect. Go Rob.

on Asslee Loves It Up The Butt! at 11:11 12/23/2008

Idiot. Fucking idiot. If my man ever told anyone that, and most especially if he said it on-air, his family jewels would be missing soon after.

on Filipino Version Of Twilight To Begin Production Soon at 11:03 12/23/2008

Fuck. No. I'm Filipino but dear Lord, NO NO NO.

on Completely Gratuitous at 10:57 12/23/2008

He is THE hotness.