on Even Effed Up Plastic Surgery Won't Keep Tara Reid Out of a Bikini at 20:26 11/08/2008

'I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it's uneven, but it's not that bad.'

Yes, you're right, love.... Do you have a problem with my colostomy bag? I have a stomach problem but I'm just living my life.

on Heidi & Spencer Bow Down To The Queen at 16:37 10/25/2008

I would say that these two are grotesque fame whores, but that's not fair to whores. There's no point to their existence, is there? Or Phoebe Price's.

on These Boots Were Made For Walking at 20:39 10/24/2008

It's been said before, but I feel compelled to add: She's not the Queen Mum! I believe the title Queen Mother was only created in 1952 or so, me thinks Elizabeth Sr. had a bit of a problem giving up her Queen title, but yeah, I totally took it to mean you can only be the Queen Mother if you're the mother of a reigning queen AND you were Queen (through marriage) when your husband was King of England.

on Completely Gratuitous at 13:46 10/18/2008

"On Friday, Jen took her to the Treehouse Social Club so she could play with other kiddies and be a nice, normal, adjusted, happy child."

That SO seems a knock against Suri Cruise! I don't need think Shiloh Jolie-Pitt needs worry about visiting playgroups, she's got one at home!

We rarely see Violet with Ben. Is that because Jennifer has taken on a more traditional mother-type role?