on If You Are Easily Offended..... at 01:42 03/18/2009

He actually looks pretty good. Just getting a bit of a widow's peak. I don't understand the comparison to Mickey Rourke. Mickey has that 'cat woman' thing going on (like octomom).

on Lily Allen Is A Twatter! at 01:33 03/18/2009

What a fukin woos. Scared shitless by some drunk celebrity.

on Suri's Had It at 23:21 12/05/2008

And when you hold a toddler facing towards you when they have a dress on with their legs wrapped around your waist, their dress hikes way the hell up. Not a pretty sight for the world to see.

on Suri's Had It at 23:14 12/05/2008

I've held my kid like that when I had a nice dress on her that I didn't want to get wrinkled before she got her Sears portrait taken. They must not want her pretty dresses to get any wrinkles for the paps. Who cares. It's not child abuse.

on Bill Murray Torments Fellow Flyer at 22:56 12/05/2008

I've always loved Bill Murray's type of humor. Aloof and indifferent. Caddyshack and Meatballs especially. I doubt he was actually slamming the guy's head around. He was most likely 'pretending' to do it. And what the fuk is all the talk about meatloaf?