on Ryan Closes! New Deal Worth $15 Million Per Year!!! at 13:20 07/13/2009

he douches with $100 bills too. Has to make sure his ass is clean before Simon eats it.

on Lindsanity Disturbs The Peace!! at 18:19 06/22/2009

I can picture it now: Lindsay, curled up in a little ball sobbing to the beat of her shit single "Bossy" while trying to get her Adderall prescription refilled.

on It's Our Anniversary! at 19:06 06/13/2009

Why wasn't I invited to this party!?

on Cuteness Overload!!!!! at 20:38 06/12/2009

This has Adam Bouska written all over it.

on Bipolar Lindsanity at 19:42 06/05/2009

It's the Adderall. It's just like cocaine except the high is much longer and so is the come down. Wikipedia: "Amphetamine Psychosis"

It explains her in a nutshell.