on Words of Wisdom at 20:12 04/24/2009

That was so right on, and I so agree. Everyone should have to read that.

on GaGa Is Green at 20:03 04/24/2009

Dude, someone who carries around a teacup is a fucking asshole. Please detach your lips from her anus, Perez. Oh, and I'm pretty sure she's doing it to look "quirky," not because she gives a shit about the environment.

on Jimmy Kimmel To Take Over 11:30 P.M. Spot? at 20:35 01/29/2009

CONAN, all the way - no question about it!

on Getty Chose Sluttyiena Over the Kids For Turkey Day at 10:28 11/28/2008

Perez? They're British. They don't celebrate Thanksgiving, so it's not as scandalous as you're trying to make it. Nice try, though.

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 14:25 11/25/2008

I love how Perez has to add the "we kid, we kid" disclaimer after trashing her. Perez, you say SO much worse shit about others, and never try to soften the blow like you just did with this cheesy ho. SO transparent.