on "Mom! President Obama Is Freaking Me Out!" at 11:31 07/04/2009 as a reply on the comment by monkeypants

Yeah, she's fucking awesome.

on "Mom! President Obama Is Freaking Me Out!" at 11:05 07/04/2009

It's creepy, but only because the robot is a doppelgaenger of a real, living person. Robot George Washington isn't (as) freaky because Washington has been dead so long. He's more mythological than Obama, Bush, or Clinton is.

on Twilight Cosmetics? Oh Yes! at 17:33 06/24/2009

I absolutely do not understand this tie-in or give two shits about kids' books, but I fucking LOVE Lip Venom. Like, enough to login just so I can type "I love Lip Venom." Hi.

on Al Gore To Aid In Journalists' Release From North Korea? at 14:52 06/07/2009

I'm sorry, but Al Gore should have stepped in a long time ago. These women are his *employees.* Frankly, while I can appreciate the sensitivity of the times and not wanting to disrupt North Korea's effing NUKE TESTS, Current TV's handling of this whole affair (i.e. pretending it didn't even happen) has been dismal.

As for "we don't know if they are guilty," that's horseshit. They were standing in a river that demarcates the border between NK and China, and the water level had changed -- meaning it was impossible to gauge which side of the border they were standing on. They were standing in a river, their footage is about North Korean and Chinese refugees who dash over the same border, and they are being sent to a "work camp" for "espionage." So no, they are not "guilty."

on Beth Ditto Strips Down at 04:14 05/13/2009

She used to be really cute.

I noticed, in a recent photo, she has some freaky discolored patches on her legs, and I couldn't help but wonder: does she have PCOS? I wonder, because I have it, too. I know it occurs more frequently in lez and bi girls because it fucks with your hormones, and it's practically impossible to not get huge without treatment.