on Her Favorite Position at 04:07 08/25/2008

Perez, you're just jelous because you're not getting as much cock as she is. Besides, who gives a flying fuck about this?

on Pure Velveeta at 03:51 08/25/2008

WTF-ever, Perez. We all know you're up Spencer's ass like flies on shit. Do you really think we'd swallow this garbage? He's nothing more than a low-life-rat.

I hope your brown eye's sweeter than Heidi's tang.

on Fancy Footwork at 00:41 08/07/2008

We're off to see the scientologists, the craziest folks today
because, because, because, because they haven't a sane thing to say
Those dumbass fuckers must learn the truth
because we aren't the alien's youth
it's true, it's true, it's true, it's true! They're helping poison me and you.

on Separated At Birth at 00:13 08/07/2008 as a reply on the comment by Apricot

Apricot, you're a dumbass. we'll all look that aged if McCain takes presidency. He's a fucking old ass rinkled nut.

on Satan of Oklahoma Still Talking Crazy at 00:08 08/07/2008

Politics + religion (in the U.S.) = disaster
I can't stand people who use "religion" as a tool to get into office. It disgusts me knowing that there are people are there who will stop at nothing to fool the voters.