on Nicole's A Skinny Minny Once Again at 10:12 11/10/2009

What's her secret?

Crack!

on Letterman Victim Of Extortion, Admits To Having Sex With Staff! at 10:50 10/02/2009

ewww pervy old man. i always thought he looks at the hot female celebrities inappropriately.

that's horrible tho! a boss having sex with is employees is basically rape....

on The Real Reason Their Tour Was Cancelled! at 10:48 10/02/2009

wooo hooo! good job gaga for getting rid of that douche kanye! i thought it was a bad idea from day 1.

on GaGa Is Insane - And That's Why We LOVE Her! at 12:13 07/09/2009

thanks gaga for covering up your head for us.
someone grab a guillotine and we can finally get rid of this crazy bitch!

on Rare GaGa! at 13:42 07/07/2009

Lady Gaga:
I wrote "second time around" recently for a current recording artist. I don't know why people insist on leaking my work.

-her facebook.

perez, arent u supposed to be helping gaga, not hurting her?