on The Bitch Is Back!!! Heather Locklear Returns To Melrose Place!!! at 10:34 09/22/2009

HEEEEELLLL YEEEAAAH!!!! OMG!!! i think i just jizzed myself.... I love it. The Original HBIC is back Byotch!!!

on Quote Of The Day at 14:44 08/21/2009

Wow..... way to keep your material fresh.... She said this already on Monday's show you retard. But it doesn't make any less true.

on My Statement at 11:47 06/22/2009

OMG!!!! Sorry to hear that.... I hate to say that on some days I'd say that you deserved what was coming to you but I never actually thought that this would happen.

STAY STRONG

on You'll Laugh So Hard, You May Tinkle Your Pants! at 15:15 06/19/2009

KATHY GRIFFIN AND CHELSEA HANDLER..... THE BEST FUCKING FEMALE COMICS ON TV!!!!!!

on Listen!!!! New Mariah at 15:58 06/16/2009

BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN DIVA, BITCHES....