on My Statement at 12:44 06/23/2009

he shouldn't have hit perez, i agree. but perez, what did you expect? you tear people down, constantly, you tear people apart, constantly, you insult them, you dis them, you dish them, you have absolutely no class, and you're an asshole. it was bound to happen. and do you REALLY think god is "SHAMING" will.i.am? that was a little too far, darlin'. and you thought your eye was falling out? have you never been punched before in your entire life? are you a homosexual? i am, and i've been punched more times then i can rememeber, mostly by very mean, cruel homophobes, all the way through junior high, high school and on, it wasn't until i moved back to canada that i felt safe. but i digress, if you're gay, and you grew up . . . ANYWHERE . . . you've been punched. so you know perfectly well your eye wasn't falling out.

and again, i do not condone what the B.E.P.'s manager did, but i DO feel the need to point out something i just noticed:

B.E.P. can stand for: black eyes peas OR black eyed perez!

snap!

on In Case You Missed It... at 11:27 04/24/2009

how is this spaztic? i think its a fantastic interview. no matter what she does or how she does you attack her perez. if she's not working you say she's broke, when she is working you say she isn't working hard enough, when she's working her ass off you say she's working too hard and is career-obsessed. she's beautiful like me, and you're fat.

on Behind The Lindsanity at 18:07 04/14/2009

no matter what she does, you're an asshole. stop being such a dick.

on Perez Hilton's 31st Birthday Bash at 08:03 03/31/2009

half the people at your party are people you make fun of, perez. how many times have you made fun of kim kardashian's ass? and heidi and spencer? come on, you've sunk so low perez. you don't even deserve that name. MARIO. that's what i'm gonna call you from now now, MARIO. or maria.

you're so pathetic, maria, you dish on these people, you spread nasty unsubstantiated rumours about them, and then you lick their asses to get them to come to your sad birthday party.

you should be ashamed of yourself, i know the rest of the world is.

on Jamie Spears Threatens To "Destroy Ass" Of Major Britney Fansite! at 11:06 03/29/2009

i watched "for the record", and she is clearly going crazy under the restraints of the conservatorship. not to mention ALL of the latest headlines on Britney have to do with the fact that she's desperately trying to break free of the ties that bind her. yes, she's clearly going through some mental problems (personally, i think it's a mixture of post-partum, because she had thouse babies WAY too close together, and bi-polar syndrome) but i really don't think that's the reason jamie spears is keeping her under lock and key so to speak. it's obvious, to me at least, that he's doing it for the money. and it's awful.