on Lily Allen Confirms End Of Singing Career! at 01:30 09/24/2009

STFU .. Lily Allen's a great singer and this is really unfortunate that she's not going to be singing for a while so back off .

on John Mayer And Kristin Cavallari Did NOT Hook Up at 13:33 09/10/2009

HAHAHAHA
This guy is Mayjah !

on Holy Hell! A Pole-Dancing Doll??? at 00:31 09/02/2009

Hahahaha BUY IT BUY IT !

on Quote Of The Day at 12:40 08/16/2009

that's amazing :)

on Breaking News! Madonna's Concert Tragedy! One Crew Worker Dead, More Injured! at 13:08 07/16/2009

okay i like madonna but her underarms look like vaginas and yeah it's too bad perez was'nt supervising :) i'd write the updates on that one