on Conan O'Brien Is Losing The Ratings Game! at 16:48 06/25/2009

this new ratings trend may have something to do with Letterman's incident with Sarah Palin. any publicity is good publicity

on A New Statement from Perez Hilton at 21:23 06/23/2009

we all say things we don't mean in the heat of passion. the law is on your side, but public opinion isn't. drop the charges, offer an apology, and then lay low for a while. you do a great service in mediating the show business industry to people like me. you keep me up to date with what actors will be playing what roles in whichever movie. you help with escapism, and therefore you're an entertainer in your own right. you have loyal fans.

on That Was So Fast! at 20:52 05/03/2009

"attempted to 'dance' with her" is an overstatement. britney just walks around like a lazy marching band girl. she doesn't dance at all. she walks around with a prance.

on Pink Comes Out! at 01:15 05/03/2009

we all knew she had to be a little bicurious. she's always looked like a lez that decided to go back to dick for a while. a very hot lez.