on All About the Porn Star, Not The Baywatcher at 15:38 09/10/2008

I'd rather gaze at Penelope Palin's moist snout and smeared lipstick.

on Quote Of The Day at 15:33 09/10/2008 as a reply on the comment by cdnboy

True, but they're both smarter than rednecks so go back to your tire-swing and moon at your sister.

on Quote Of The Day at 15:32 09/10/2008 as a reply on the comment by Andy27

Gimme a pig-foot and a bottle of beer....

on Quote Of The Day at 15:30 09/10/2008

The problem with palin is that she tries to play both sides of the fence - wanting cred as a politician and then referring to herself as "gal" to curry to the good-ole boys who might feel threatened by a woman in power.

Palin set herself up by trying to be cute with the hockey-mom/lipstick/pit-bull remark and unfortunately it backfired. Unfortunate word-associations all around because, at the end of the day, she is more porker than pit-bull.

on Not So Blind Item at 23:07 09/09/2008

I'm going back to meat.