on New Couple Alert! at 05:28 01/23/2009

DEFINTELY mucus! Hahah! I adore Rachel, but this is too good to pass up!

on Kanye Defends His Poor Weakened Album Sales at 00:20 12/11/2008

Kanye, kanye, kanye. I used to LOVE you! I ordered your 2nd and 3rd albums way before I heard any of the singles off them because I knew, I TRUSTED that you would always deliver songs that I ADORED. Everytime someone asked if they could copy your shit, I said no - he deserves the respect of you paying for his work, and you know what? they all went out and brought it. But your new shit! I'm sorry K, I hate it. I'm absolutely gutted. It's just fucked up, it has no good beat, and it has no good lyrics to make up for it. I'm not buying it. I feel like you've turned your back on your fans. Who cares if you think it's "art", you have a responsibility to use your talent in a way that people can relate to. We can't relate to this. So dissapointed in you man.

on Clooney Rocks the Pornstache at 21:25 11/12/2008

SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!!!! From John Cleese!!!! the similarity is FREAKING ME OUT! Which leads to a new question - would John Cleese be as hot as GC if he shaved his mo'?!

on Lindsay Lohan Calls President-elect Obama "Colored" at 21:07 11/11/2008

"Smoking - It Gives You Hag Face"

on Cokate Plays 'Mom' for the Paparazzi at 02:23 09/28/2008

uuuuuum... wtf is up with that kid's leg?!?!